When a selfie stick isn’t good enough to capture all of your sexcapades, there’s always the sex selfie option. The difference between the two? The sex selfie vibrates.
The product, developed by Svakom USA, is officially called the “Gaga Selfie Camera Vibrator” (though it’s more commonly being referred to by media outlets right now as the “sex selfie stick.”)
Retailing for approximately £119.99 (about $225 CAD) at British adult retailer LoveHoney, the vibrator is 100 per cent waterproof “for shower or bathtub pleasure,” holds an eight-hour charge, and is equipped an illuminated HD camera for “a clear view of internal contours and response during stimulation.”
That’s a clever way of saying it’s possible to film the inside of a woman’s vag during her nightly fap session and upload the footage to send to distant relatives. Every selfie stick is a vibrator if you shake hard enough.
“Whether you use it alone or with your partner, get to know your body in its beautiful entirety thanks to the remarkably clear footable this camera captures,” reads the product’s description on LoveHoney.co.uk. “Thanks to its FaceTime compatibility, sharing the view with your lover couldn’t be easier, whether you’re sat right next to each other, or miles apart.”
Nothing says “I miss you” like inner walls of the vagina.