Here’s proof that some people and cops have nothing better to do — local police were called in the town of Ridgefield, CT because a guy was wearing “inappropriate” shorts. They were apparently “too short.”
Police responding to an inappropriately dressed person near Marty Motors on Danbury Road.
— The Ridgefield Press (@RidgefieldPress) July 27, 2016
The Ridgefield Press tweeted Wednesday that police responded at about 10 a.m. to an “inappropriately dressed person” near Marty Motors on Danbury Road. It was later reported that the man was “not bothering anyone — just in short shorts.” Crisis averted.
OH SHIT! ALL AVAILABLE CARS TO DANBURY ROAD! WE’VE GOT SOME NUT HUGGERS IN THE AREA!
Update on the Marty Motors person wearing inappropriate clothing: "he's not bothering anyone," cops say. Just in short shorts.
— The Ridgefield Press (@RidgefieldPress) July 27, 2016
Ridgefield sounds like a pretty ridged place to live. Check out the other police occurrences from the last few days.
Police are searching for a man with a lost job sign hanging out in the Stop & Shop parking lot. Might be heading toward area of Genoa.
— The Ridgefield Press (@RidgefieldPress) July 27, 2016
Fire department responding to a dumpster fire behind Hoodoo Browns around the location of Saltana Cave on Danbury Road
— The Ridgefield Press (@RidgefieldPress) July 27, 2016
Prospector Theater, police team up to give Pokémon Go safety tips (VIDEO) https://t.co/LJba2YY5vH pic.twitter.com/hEZnXBMFHO
— The Ridgefield Press (@RidgefieldPress) July 26, 2016
Next week, the police will hold a demonstration on proper length of shorts and what to do if a person’s britches offend.
[via Patch]