Ohh Reddit, you never cease to amuse me. User Mr_Mackey_ recently had the worst day ever because he accidentally showed his girlfriend’s ENTIRE family his erect dick. How’d he manage such an impressive feat? Read on below.
” My girlfriend has been on holidays for the last couple of weeks. It kinda sucked because it was our five month anniversary (which she took quite seriously). So we were texting and things started getting suggestive (or at least I think they were) and then she sends a message saying “hey babe skype me I have a surprise for you!”
We have done skype sexy time before and that’s where I thought this was leading. So I flopped it out and skyped her my erect penis taking up the entire screen.
Then when she answered it was her entire family: mum, dad and two little sisters (7&9) there yelling in unison “happy anniversary” I freaked out and slammed the laptop shut.
I since have received two messages from my girlfriend (soon to be ex I imagine) saying “what the fuck was that?!!” And “ANSWER ME!!”
It is the a dolour dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
I kinda wanna die right now.”
Let’s hope no one took a screenshot.