Here Are The Top 10 Signs Your Partner Is Cheating On You, According To People Who Actually Cheat

If you have ever wondered if your partner is cheating on you, who better to ask for some tips to figure it out than people who actively cheat?

Web site Victoria Milan, which claims to be “the world’s #1 site for extra-marital affairs,” surveyed their members to discover the most common signs given off by someone who is cheating.

According to Victoria Milan founder and CEO Sigurd Vedal…

“It takes one to know one: and our cheaters know exactly which of their behaviours will indicate they are having an affair – because they are adopting these exact behaviours themselves. Our research shows they’re extremely good at it too as very few of our cheaters get caught.”

Yikes.

Okay, with that in mind, here are 10 things that their members said to watch out for…

1. Being extra careful with their privacy (cell phone, email).
2. Keeping distance from their partner and avoiding eye contact.
3. Looking too good: well-dressed and extra-worried about their appearance.
4. Not behaving naturally: not being concerned about family matters, being focused on other things.
5. Showering at strange hours or putting clothes directly in the laundry.
6. Forgetting their alibi and mixing their stories up.
7. Being extra loving and kind because they feel guilty.
8. Having lipstick marks or perfume on their clothes.
9. Going to bed right away and making excuses to not have sex.
10. Keeping bills or invoices of dates.

Hmmm…I just have one question after reading that. Why are all these cheating sites named after people? Ashley Madison, Victoria Milan… what’s up with that?

Oh yeah, uh, good luck out there.

H/T Indy 100

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