Rejoice, Bros! You can now get significantly less Sriracha than if the establishment you’re frequenting willingly kept a bottle on hand! With Huy Fong Foods new Sriracha to-go packets, you can get little itty-bitty drops of Sriracha, only enough to get your taste buds firing and your brain screaming for more.
Like we already do this bullshit with ketchup and dislike it, right?
BUT LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!
SUH CUTE. The packets cost $35 for 200 of them, and I have absolutely no idea if that’s a good deal or not. But think about how cool people will think you are, with your little Sriracha packets.
Cock sauce of the walk, you’ll be.
You can buy them here.