Are You A Skinny Bro Who Can’t Bulk Up No Matter What You Do? Then This Video Is The Story Of Your Life

Are your limbs so pointy that they take all the fun out of cuddling? Are you constantly yanking on your pants because your butt isn’t big enough to hold them up? Do people always suggest lame skinny-guy costume ideas like “pencil” and “heroin addict” whenever you ask for ideas?

If so, then this video is for you.