The title says it all, folks. 19-year-old Ju Peng on Shanghai (or at least that’s what she’s currently going by) is offering to have sex with a different man in every city she visits as long as they pay her traveling expenses, and then some. In a post on the Chinese site Weibo (it’s basically a hybrid of Twitter and Facebook), Ju Peng wrote
They will fund my transport to their city and all my expenses while I am there and they need to be generous.
“In return, they get a whole night with me, my undivided attention, and a chance to show themselves off in the company of a truly beautiful girl.
Via Mirror
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— angry (@angrymonkey6969) October 27, 2014
“”Not only do the men have to be willing to shell out for her visit, but they have to be decent looking, under 30, rich and at least 5’7”. Ju has reportedly already traveled all over parts of China using this method, and considers it to be a form of “hitchhiking.” Well, if you consider hitchhiking and prostitution to be similar, I suppose they are. Maybe hitchhiking is that cousin who gets decent grades in school despite being a bit of a stoner, and then whatever you consider Ju Peng’s doing is that other cousin, 5 times removed who’s missing a leg and likes to trade blowjobs for sex underneath a highway underpass.
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— angry (@angrymonkey6969) October 27, 2014
Understandably, people have been calling this prostitution and demanding that the ad on Weibo be taken down. But I mean, how badly can this go? Worst case scenario is that Ju Peng gets “paid for” by a 5’7″ handsome 27-year-old Hannibal Lecter who fattens her up on spring rolls and Kung Pao chicken before eating her flesh, in which case everyone who’s throwing a shit fit over this can calm the fuck down and get to say their “I told you so”‘s. In that case it’s a win-win, Ju Peng gets to travel, and all the cranky party poopers get the last word. Hooray!
[H/T Mirror, header image via Shutterstock]