Watch This Video To Learn How To Sneak Into Hotel Pool Parties, Steal Food From Strangers, And Be An Overall Dick

Hate public pools? Wanna hang out with hot chicks at hotels? Tryna drink liquor out of water wings and mooch free food off of random people you don’t know? Well look no further, because this video is basically your bible on how to do ALL of those things, not get caught, and then live your life knowing that you’re a complete douche.