STOP Whatever You’re Doing And Watch This Soccer-Playing Cockatoo That Dances When It Scores
How could it POSSIBLY be complete without this soccer-playing cockatoo that completely ROCKS OUT when he scores a goal?
How long were the ESPYs? What? Three hours? At least half of that should have been dedicated to this cockatoo. I’m not even joking. In fact, I could probably watch it for all three hours. Best bird ever.