These Psychopaths Made A Song About Their Huge Boner For Crystal Pepsi And It’s The Song Of The F*cking Summer

by 4 years ago

It’s been 23-some-odd-years since Crystal Pepsi first burst onto the scene. “Clear cola? But cola is brown. How could that be? Next thing you’ll tell me is I won’t be jerking off to magazines soon. Sheesh.” is what we all thought as we sat, mesmerized by the commercial that featured Van Halen’s “Right Now.”