Awe-Inspiring Song Composed Of Raunchy Sext Messages Should Win ALL The Grammys

Hans Christian Andersen once said “Where words fail, music speaks.” And by golly that has never been truer than this incredible song. This pièce de résistance is titled “Texts From A Beta,” and it was brilliantly crafted by GDI Productions.

It is truly moving with mellifluous lead vocals, ariose piano, a soothing violin, dynamic drums and even a chorus. The lyrics are composed entirely from raunchy sext messages that she received from a frat guy that she had met. The explicit messages are apparently from a member of Beta Theta Pi at Vanderbilt University.

The description of the video on YouTube:

All of the lyrics herein are real, word for word consensual texts sent to a young woman by a frat guy.

The lyrics may not be a romantic ballad of Prince’s level, but it certainly deserves a Grammy.

I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open
I’m so hungover, I need to fuck
Wanna get filled later?
Can you blow me?
Wanna fuck your throat for awhile
Can you take nice D to the throat?
You’re gonna have to suck me real fucking good
There’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow
And my cock’s the only one that’s invited
My load plus your face, you’re gonna inhale my dick
I’m gonna fill you good tomorrow
I need you to suck me good
I’m nuttin’ on your face
I just puked, I can’t move
Can you just suck my dick good?
Your loss, I pack heat in hang dong
If I flew the coop every time a chick begged me to walk over and pound her in the ass
instead of doing my homework I’d fail out of school
I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open
I’m so hungover, and need to fuck
When I get there later can you blow me?
I wanna fuck your throat for awhile

John Lennon, David Bowie, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson and Johnny Cash could have an all-world songwriting sesh in heaven and not create a lyrical masterpiece such as this.

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