I know I know, I thought it too – how great can this be if the guy’s just talking to a spambot? It’s just a bot. She’s got pre-determined phrases that only a moron would mistake for being a real human – but the juxtaposition between this fake girl trying to suck his dick for credit card information and the guy laying down some of the thickest, most heavily depressing one-liners I’ve read in a while made me laugh.
Maybe I have a stupid sense of humor (I do), but goddamn if I’m not going to pepper the phrase “help me rot into the earth” on a daily basis now:
[H/T Mirror]