Watch This Video Of Spiders That Learned To Glide In The Air And Crap Your Pants Not Once, Not Twice, But THREE Times

This is the last time I ever visit National Geographic’s website because I already have enough recurring nightmares as it is; like I need to add flying spiders to the list of things that plague me in my sleep. Granted, these spiders live in tropical climates and I live in a northern city covered head to foot in pavement which means there’s no shot in hell I’ll ever run into one of these fuckers…unless they pull a Planet of the Apes sort of thing and take over earth. 50/50 shot worst odds.

[H/T National Geographic]