Bros, is getting your lady to finish harder than Kim Kardashian’s ass implants? Does she resent you deep down because you bust all day ‘erry day and you leave her sittin’ high and dry? Well fear not, because it turns out the G-spot does NOT exist, so it’s not necessarily your fault that she can’t finish.
…But new research suggests that while the fabled G-spot may not exist, all is not lost.
Italian doctors have now described in medical literature an ‘intimate area’ that creates increased sexual pleasure.
It is more complex than one spot, however, and includes the clitoris, vagina and uterus – described as ‘highly dynamic and sensitive structures’ by the authors of the new report.
In their article published in this month’s Nature Reviews Urology, they say what brings a woman heightened sexual pleasure is much more complex than just one area and includes the complete reproductive system, including the uterus and clitoris.
Now, says Profesor Jannini, modern imaging techniques such as ultrasound have enabled gynaecologists and scientists to see what happens to different areas of the reproductive system during sexual activity.
The report authors write: ‘The clitoris, urethra, and anterior (front) vaginal wall have led to the concept of a clitourethrovaginal (CUV) complex’
This, they say, defines a broader or ‘variable, multifaceted… area that, when properly stimulated during penetration, could induce orgasmic response’.
‘We know [thanks to this review] there is a much more complex than a simple, phantasmagoric “point”,’ adds Profesor Jannini, adding the findings end ‘hopefully forever’ discussions on where the elusive G-spot is…
Earlier this year, another doctor spoke out about the myth of the G-spot.
‘We don’t think the G-spot exists and if it does, it’s not a specific physical structure,’ said Dr Samuel Wood, Scientific Director at La Jolla Centre for Sexual Health.
Instead, women have an O-spot, he claims – the area near the clitoris and just inside the vagina.
So there you have it Bros, in order to get that engine running you can’t just stick a key in the ignition and turn it; you’re gonna have to fill it with gas, check the oil, make sure the windshield wipers are clean and that none of your shithead friends have left fast food wrappers sitting in the back seat.