The Mug Shot Of This Straight Dime Piece Who Allegedly Stabbed A Stranger Just Knifed My Heart

I know it’s a crime to stab a stranger. I’m not so sure about looking so damn hot your police mughsot goes up in flames.

Regardless, Rohinie Bisesar is guilty of both.*

*Technically, she is not guilty until found so by a court of law, but I think a jury of her peers will agree: She is fine. And stabby. Stabby fine.

From the CBC:

Bisesar allegedly stabbed a woman inside a downtown Shoppers Drug Mart on Friday shortly before 3 p.m., police say.

Police described the incident as a “completely unprovoked attack,” adding that Bisesar was not previously known to them. There is no indication the victim and suspect knew each other, police said.

Gorgeous and insane? I’ve never been so turned on. She can gut me any day, then use my intestines to strangle me while I come.

The victim is currently in grave condition.

[Via Reader Brian]