Now I’m not advocating flat-out stealing pizza right from someone’s hand with a drive-by robbing like this mongrel or thieving pizza from someone at knife-point like this asshole. I’m talking about clandestinely usurping more than your share of delectable pizza.
It’s a great lifehack if you’re entertaining people at your house and you’re feeling a bit selfish. Face it, if you’re feeding your guests pizza then you probably don’t even like them and they really aren’t worthy of your carbohydrate goodness anyway.
YouTube user Dave Hax demonstrates how to cleverly take more than your share without anyone knowing.
Unfortunately this sneaky little trick doesn’t work with delivery pizza that is already cut into equal slices, but in that case just buy another pie and hide it from your guests. I’m not good at sharing.