True talk: does anyone actually watch Family Feud? Because I sure as shit don’t. For one thing I have this weird little commitment called a “job,” so I don’t get the joy of sitting around in my underwear watching daytime television all day every day. Even if I COULD watch Family Feud, I’d still pick something else. Anything else, actually. I’d watch paint dry, or even some Spanish soap operas even though I don’t know Spanish.
Why watch a full episode of Family Feud when you can just get the highlights online the next day? That’s the real question.