Are you constantly swiping right on Tinder and yet every Saturday night you sit home alone whacking it to anime porn? Well, you can take solace in the fact that Steven Avery, the man found guilty of first-degree murder of Teresa Halbach and took a cat “and poured gas and oil on it and threw it in a bonfire and then watched it burn until it died,” not only has a girlfriend, but has a real live woman who wants to marry him. That probably isn’t helping your self-esteem is it?
Avery is engaged to a blonde paralegal named Lynn Hartman, who he only met last week. The two have been exchanging phone calls and letters for the past eight months
Speaking from prison Avery said, “She’s going to be my future wife, we’ll be laughing forever.”
Lynn was ecstatic over her blooming romance:
“I am very happy to announce that Steven Avery asked me to marry him today, and I accepted. It has been a difficult road getting to this point in our lives but we are very happy. Despite all obstacles, and Steven’s wrongful conviction and incarceration, we plan to be married shortly after he is released.”
So much for his ex-fiancee Sandra Greenman. And so much for your confidence in your dating life that a murderer finds love and you’re forever alone.