This Stoner Bro Deserves A Goddamn Nobel Prize For Rolling The Most Creative Joints Man Has Ever Seen

Bros. I take it you’re here because you’re about that weed life. Welcome, you’re in good company.

Now in my old age, I’ve become more of a social smoker. Don’t get me wrong, I ain’t above a hefty bong rip or even the Gatorade bottle/aluminum foil apparatus when push comes to shove (which will definitely give me cancer at some point, if not already). But, as a 29-year-old, I increasingly prefer to pass around a plump J with a group of loved ones and momentarily forget the fact that my father isn’t proud of me.

For those of you bros who prefer the smokability of a joint, you gotta see these masterpieces. Tony Greenhand is a joint rolling connoisseur from Albany, Oregon whose mind-boggling joints are almost too beautiful to smoke. The 26-year-old has amassed 96,000 Instagram followers under his handle tonygreenhand, and from the pictures below, it’s easy to see why.

Now excuse me while I scrape the resin from side of my one hitter.

[h/t TFM]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.