Fucking dog, get out of the tub! That’s not your home! That’s not where you belong! Tubs are for people and dirty dogs, and you sir are a clean dog – no tub for you. It’s walking time.
It’s videos like these that make me happy I’ve come to the mature realization that I’m too irresponsible for a pet. I don’t have to deal with walking a dog, dragging my dog out of a bathtub, or feeding anyone but myself. Give me a dog to housesit for a few days and I’ll return you a corpse on day four.
Pets: they ain’t for everybody.