Bro Suspended For Dealing Banned Substance At School — It Was A Pepsi

A teen entrepreneur got pinched this week for dealing an illegal substance in front of his locker. It wasn’t weed, molly or blow but it is the chief rival of Coke — the kid was selling cans of Pepsi — and the soft drink is banned on school property.

A student at Winston Churchill High School was busted for selling Pepsi to other students. The drink is banned on school premises and the school only allows diet sodas on campus. The student was told by school brass he was violating the institution’s nutrition and marketing policies and was operating a business without a license.

Like the typical con man, the pop dealer immediately ratted out other students on campus slinging stuff way more dangerous than cola.

“I’m not going to name any names, but I know a couple of people selling marijuana, there’s kids selling smokes, there was a kid last year selling meth, as well as a kid selling acid,” said Shaw.

This kid has no future in dealing anything other than soda. He’d snitch on people in a heartbeat.