You’ll Never Believe What Stupid Teenagers Are Smoking Now

What comes from Colombia, is best used when finely ground, and is 100% legal? Coffee beans. And it’s all the rage for teenagers to smoke coffee beans these days, according to this news report from Las Vegas. Yes, this is real news, not The Onion or some sort of satirical website. Kids are smoking what they’re calling “caffine sticks.” All the cool kids are doing it too! And apparently smoking coffee beans has its dangers:

But the side effects can be dangerous. People have reported trouble breathing, dizziness, vomiting and even hallucinations.

 What the hell is wrong with kids these days?


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