Here’s a joke that took FIVE MONTHS to finally get to the payoff.
Five months ago, a Redditor’s roommate moved out. He hadn’t been inside the room since the move but this week went in there to probably make sure there weren’t dead animals or unclaimed riches.
Behind a tiny door that leads to a water valve, he found a little surprise. He sent him a text asking what the hell was in the plastic case. The roommate replied: “You found it! My secret ‘stache!”