Taco Bell Will Start Serving Breakfast and the Stoners Shall Inherit the Earth

by 5 years ago

Kate Upton

The dream you had once while high is finally a realization.

Yes, that’s correct. Taco Bell listened to the living room pleas of the perpetually stoned and will add breakfast to their menu, starting March 27th at over 5,500 locations. What are the offerings? Well, exactly what a pothead would want to start their morning.

There’s the Waffle Taco, pictured above. It’s “a warm waffle wrapped around a hearty sausage patty or flavorful bacon, with fluffy scrambled eggs and cheese, and served with a side of sweet syrup.”

Thank god the bacon is flavorful. Glad they didn’t overlook that aspect of the food. Alsoon the menu is the A.M. Crunchwrap, pictured below. That’s “a morning twist on the iconic Crunchwrap featuring classic breakfast tastes of fluffy scrambled eggs, a golden crispy hash brown, melted cheese and flavorful bacon (or a hearty sausage patty or premium thick cut steak), all wrapped up in a warm flour tortilla.”

Again with the flavorful bacon. Really hammering that point home. Breakfast will be served from 7:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m., meaning you’ll never get out of bed in time to eat it.

But the fact that it it exists is enough.

Kate Upton


[All images via Taylor]

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