The Tale Of The Basic White Girl Who Literally Couldn’t Even

Attention basic white girls: Saying you “literally can’t even” is a little bit like being the boy who cried wolf. When you say you “literally can’t even” with alarming frequency, no one is going to take you seriously when you literally can’t even. Like saying “Candyman” in the bathroom mirror too many times, here’s a cautionary Halloween tale of one girl who said “literally can’t even” and no one took her seriously.

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BroBible's publisher and a founding partner, circa 2009. Brandon is based in Los Angeles, where he oversees BroBible's partnership team and other business development activities. He still loves to write and create content, including subjects related to internet culture, food, live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. Email: