The Tale Of The Basic White Girl Who Literally Couldn’t Even



Attention basic white girls: Saying you “literally can’t even” is a little bit like being the boy who cried wolf. When you say you “literally can’t even” with alarming frequency, no one is going to take you seriously when you literally can’t even. Like saying “Candyman” in the bathroom mirror too many times, here’s a cautionary Halloween tale of one girl who said “literally can’t even” and no one took her seriously.