I’m torn. On one hand, I find 99.99999% of T-Swizzle’s (God, I almost barfed writing that) music to be so fucking annoying that I almost, almost wish I was deaf. On the other hand, I like Groot. He doesn’t swamp the airwaves with complaints about his failed relationships. If you ask me, I have to say Groot won this dance-off just because he’s mute the entire time and manages to not annoy me for the entirety of this…what? 10 second Vine? What an accomplishment.