In a move that is SURELY going to poke the flames of those crusading against the legalization of weed nationwide, a high school student at Broadneck High School in Annapolis, Maryland tricked a teacher into eating a pot brownie.
After feeding the weed-laced brownie to the unaware teacher at, the student is now facing charges. Reports are surfacing that the 45-year-old teacher ‘became ill’ after ingesting the brownie, though having eaten a handful of brownies in my life I cannot fathom how that was possible.
The teacher only ate the brownie after finding the 17-year-old student and his girlfriend munching it down, and asking for some. Not knowing what to do, the student gave the teacher some brownie and hoped for the best. Obviously he’s not a smart kid.
From the Capital Gazette:
The police’s school resource officer at the school, at 1265 Green Holly Drive, became alerted to the incident around 1 p.m. after the 45-year-old female teacher started to feel ill and became lethargic. Another staff member at the school noticed that the teacher was acting differently and accompanied her to the school nurse, Lt. T.J. Smith, a police spokesman said.
The 17-year-old male student and a girlfriend had shared the brownie and the teacher asked for some, according to police. The student panicked and did not tell the teacher it was laced.
The incident did not occur during a class period, Lt. Smith said.
The teacher was taken to a local hospital. The student and the girlfriend were checked out by a school nurse and were determined to be safe.
The teen was charged on a juvenile citation on charges including distribution of marijuana, second-degree assault and reckless endangerment, Smith said. The school system will be taking separate action through its Code of Conduct.
The school sent a letter to parents informing them of the situation:
I am writing you to let you know about an incident that occurred at school today. One of our teachers was given a brownie by a student and, soon thereafter, began to become disoriented. She was seen by the school nurse and told the nurse about eating the brownie. The nurse immediately summoned me and I sent an administrator to get the student so he could be questioned. The student admitted to giving the teacher the brownie and knowing it contained marijuana.
We are still investigating this matter and will provide more information if it is warranted. More immediately, however, I wanted you let you know of this matter so that if your child exhibits any unexplained symptoms, you would know about this issue and be able to relay it to any appropriate medical or other personnel.
Police are also continuing to investigate. Separate from their investigation, our school will take appropriate action in accordance with the Code of Student Conduct with regard to the student involved.
I urge you to talk with your child about this matter and encourage them to only consume food that they bring to school or that is purchased at our school.
Thank you, and have a good evening.
So here we are, just waiting for the heads to roll over how dangerous marijuana is, and how ill it makes you, and how it has sunk its tentacles into our nation’s schools. Just wait, it’s coming…thanks for ruining everything, kid.
Tip of the hat to BroBible reader Scotty DM S. for tipping me off to this story.
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