I struggle on a daily basis to procure naked selfies from females. These ladies could have all the free time in the world and wouldn’t have time to shoot me a quick naughty selfie. Whoever the lucky recipient has this young lass in such a tizzy that she could not wait to send a topless selfie. Could not even be bothered to pull over her car to snap a quick tit pic. So she took a nude pic while she was driving. And while she was driving drunk. And while not looking at the road and plowed directly into a police cruiser.
Meet Miranda Kay Rader, a 19-year-old student at Texas A&M University, who drove her SUV into a police cruiser while driving drunk and taking a topless Snapchat selfie for her boyfriend.
Thankfully the officer was not in his vehicle when she barreled into the cruiser and no one was hurt from the crash.
The Texas A&M freshman had an open wine bottle in the SUV and failed parts of a sobriety test before having her blood drawn.
In the report, the officer stated that as he approached her vehicle, he saw Miranda Kay Rader trying to put her shirt back on over her unfastened bra.
“I asked her why she was not dressed while driving and she stated that she was taking a Snapchat photo to send to her boyfriend while she was at a red light,” the officer wrote in the report, according to KBTX-TV.
The report did not specify if the air bags deployed or not.
Rader was ticketed for being a minor in possession of alcohol and charged with driving while intoxicated with an open container, both outlets report.
It’s not that I don’t trust the police, but in such a substantial crime where someone could have been killed, I truly believe that evidence should be brought forth to prove that this woman was actually taking naked selfies. If I was her lawyer I would present the bulletproof defense of “Pics or it didn’t happen.”