Here Are All The Terrible Things That Energy Drinks Are Doing To Your Body
Before presenting the infographics which detail what an energy drink does to your body, allow me to present the gist of the findings the same way a 1980s anti-drug commercial would.
This is your body…
This is your body on energy drinks…
Now on to the science!
I actually have so many questions. But none of them are about energy drinks, cigarette-smoking piles of shit, and that model’s killer oblique flex. I just really want to know how my brain on drugs is like a delicious fried egg? That seems like the most pleasant of all outcomes.