Before presenting the infographics which detail what an energy drink does to your body, allow me to present the gist of the findings the same way a 1980s anti-drug commercial would.
This is your body…
This is your body on energy drinks…
Now on to the science!
I actually have so many questions. But none of them are about energy drinks, cigarette-smoking piles of shit, and that model’s killer oblique flex. I just really want to know how my brain on drugs is like a delicious fried egg? That seems like the most pleasant of all outcomes.