Another day, another plethora of Tinder screenshots that make me question how desperate for sex the masses are that they’d be willing to bang after a slew of shitty, albeit amusing, lines like these. If you’re clever and good looking, these definitely work out. If you’re clever and ugly, well sorry baby but you’re missing half of the equation. Come back after a rhinoplasty or two and we’ll see if we can raise that batting average of yours a couple points, mmm?
[H/T Reddit]