Tinder Girl Advertising Giving BJ’s In Exchange For iPhones, Has Most Sexually Aggressive Profile Photo Of All Time

I don’t know about you, but there’s no way in hell I’d pay $750 for a beej. Maybe $20, maybe $50 if she’s guaranteed to not have any STD’s and doesn’t look like her mom smacked her in the face with a bedpan immediately after pumpin’ her out at the hospital, but $750? You better have the midas touch and literally turn my dick to gold if that’s the case.

Unfortunately for this girl, I don’t think that’s the case. However if we’re being honest she probably found some poor, lonely virgin soul to slobber all over in exchange for an iPhone 6s. Whoever you are kid, I hope it was worth it.

But we all know it wasn’t.

Of course, if $750 is a little too rich for your blood then there’s always that one hot MILF everyone always comes across while swiping around. She might have the face of a donkey but it doesn’t matter since her body’s a solid 8/10, and the fact that she’s blatantly “Here for Hook Ups!” certainly outweighs the whole “And have a son” part, right?

It shouldn’t stop anything, according to her.

[Via Reddit]