If you’re legal and are totally fine with hookering yourself out for $20 a beej then hey, I’m not going to judge you. I mean that’s obviously not something I would do because I’m not a grimy fuck who listens to Black Sabbath, but if you wanna be dirty then by all means go wild.
Also, quick protip here: blowjobs are worth more than $20.
Another quick protip here: no one is going to want your janky-ass blowjob if you describe yourself as “kind of an asshole” :
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