It’s a tale as old as time (or just as old as the app)… Boy meets girl on Tinder, girl let’s boy fuck her on the first night and then girl wakes up to a 6am text from the boy saying, “I have a fiancé and you will never hear from me again, but nice pussy though. Top shelf shit. I mean that. It’s a real doozy. Could have spent a few more hours in there. I’m explorative like that. For what it’s worth, in another life, you and I, we coulda been something, Sugar Puss. But not in this life. See ya never.”
As much as I’d like to say that example text message is an exaggeration of what happened to a girl named Cassandra, it’s not. In fact, the message she got after her first date with a guy named Lucas was even worse. He isn’t even cheating on his fiancé, the two of them are both on Tinder, using the app to fuck a new rando once a month. And now I’m sitting here, unable to decide whether Lucas and his fiancé are relationship geniuses or monsters. Real fine line here, folks.
According to what Cassandra told The Mirror.
She said: “He told me on Tinder he would really like to meet me. He talked about his job in a primary school and and his hobbies. He was polite and respectful. I didn’t get the feeling he was anything other than he said he was.
“We met at a pub in London, he seemed nice, though nervous and awkward.
“It was a fun evening, I got no suspicion he was lying, he seemed really genuine.
“We went back to mine. After he left I went to sleep. When I woke up at 6am the next morning I saw his message. My first thought was Oh My God, what an idiot. I was so angry. Then I owned the rage. I went to work in heels and full face make up, which I never do.”
Cassandra is determined not to let her unpleasant experience grind her down, but is keen to warn other women to stay alert.
She said: “On Tinder you don’t take it, or yourself seriously, but you have to be honest about what you want, and who you say you are.
Here is Lucas’ “See ya never” text message. Dude does not mince words.
Cassandra’s thoughts on the text were…
“His reply seemed well rehearsed, and very rude. And the line about ‘rules are rules’ was as if he thought he was acting like a man of principle.
“He’s probably done this to lots of women. I want to warn other ladies to avoid Lucas from Bermondsey.
“I’m not happy about being the third wheel in this couple’s weird one night stand mix.”
Look, Cassandra. You go on Tinder to get fucked, and you most certainly got fucked, just not in the way you thought you would. Well, you got fucked that way, too. So I don’t know what the hell you’re even complaining about.
[H/T The Mirror]