Watch This Guy Use Tinder Pick-Up Lines To Try To Get Laid In Real Life And It Looks Like They Worked?!
Most of these pickup lines are drenched in absurdity along the lines of “I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado,” so while they may have worked for this guy that doesn’t mean your fedora-wearin’ neckbearded ass will have any luck. For those of you who are unaware, the rules of Tinder are simple:
- Be attractive
- Don’t be not attractive
If you’ve got those two down you’re set for life, and if not…well, there’s always plastic surgery.
Oh, and whether these lines worked or not — the guy didn’t get slapped, shivved, stabbed or murdered. It’s always a win when you’re not dead.