This Bro’s Tinder Pick-Up Line About The SATs Probably Gets Him Laid Once In A While


One of my female Twitter followers sent this to me. Funny thing is, it’s totally not original. Hell, I blogged about it earlier this year when it was just a Tumblr joke. But there’s no doubt in my mind Brian thinks he’s a clever little shit with his copy + paste skills. I imagine his success rate with it isn’t terrible — hell, maybe he’s even matched with someone who was thirsty enough to do the horizontal shuffle without looking into the line’s proper origins.

She didn’t respond. In fact, she said she cringed. Do less, Bro. Wayyyyy less.

Do less, Brian. Wayyyyy less.

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