This Guy Spent A Week On Tinder As A Toilet Bowl, Received Hundreds Of Matches

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A guy named Alex, who has never used Tinder before, decided to join the dating app as a toilet bowl, because joining as himself wouldn’t have made for a viral story. Obviously.

After one week on Tinder, Alex, AKA “Oliet the Toilet,” received several hundred matches from both women and men and a few offers for people to sit on his face. Even after all that success (?), Alex doesn’t think he will join Tinder as an actual human being because according to his post on Distractify, “Tis a scary place.”

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[H/T Distractify]