I Have Just Witnessed The Greatest Invention In Bathroom History And Why The Hell Doesn’t America Have This Yet?

I’ve been living alone for three months now, and I don’t think I’ve changed the toilet paper roll once. What’s the point? Why go through that exhausting process of labor just for zero reward?

Maybe I would if it weren’t such a Sisyphean ask. Seriously. Since he was banished to Hades, I’ve definitely replaced more toilet paper rolls than he’s made trips up the mountain. To the same fucking end.

This is how toilet paper holders work in Japan.

Why must we live in the most backward nation on the damn planet?

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