COWABUNGA, DUDE: Watch the First Trailer for Michael Bay’s ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’
Bodacious! Bitchin‘! Gnarly! Radical! Totally tubular, dude! Wicked! Hellacious! COWABUNGA!
Bros… Bros!!! The first trailer for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — produced by Michael Bay, directed by Jonathan Liebesman, of Battle: Los Angeles — IS HERE. I loved the first movies so much as a child, I could nunchuk a wall while devouring gooey slices of pizza. It’s EXTREMELY CGI-heavy and features our first look at Megan Fox as April O’Neil.
I hope Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo and Donatello have just as cheesy one-liners as they did in the original while battling Shredder and Krang.
Hits theaters August 8th, 2014. Let’s kick shell.