COWABUNGA, DUDE: Watch the First Trailer for Michael Bay’s ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

Bodacious! Bitchin‘! Gnarly! Radical! Totally tubular, dude! Wicked! Hellacious! COWABUNGA!

Bros… Bros!!! The first trailer for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — produced by Michael Bay, directed by Jonathan Liebesman, of Battle: Los Angeles — IS HERE. I loved the first movies so much as a child, I could nunchuk a wall while devouring gooey slices of pizza. It’s EXTREMELY CGI-heavy and features our first look at Megan Fox as April O’Neil.

I hope Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo and Donatello have just as cheesy one-liners as they did in the original while battling Shredder and Krang.

Hits theaters August 8th, 2014. Let’s kick shell.

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BroBible's publisher and a founding partner, circa 2009. Brandon is based in Los Angeles, where he oversees BroBible's partnership team and other business development activities. He still loves to write and create content, including subjects related to internet culture, food, live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. Email: