Trump Tries To Apologize For Hot Mic Remarks On SNL: ‘I Promise I Can Do A Whole Lot More Than Just Grab It’



Donald Trump’s hot mic remarks from 2005 were revealed on Friday afternoon, just barely enough time for Saturday Night Live to put together a parody of his apology for saying “grab ’em in the pussy.”

The segment opened with a replay of last week’s vice presidential debate between Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine and Indiana Gov. Mike Pence. Just as Pence denies that Trump has ever made derogatory comments about women, there is breaking news that Trump is making a live apology.

“Are you not entertained?” first says Trump, played by Alec Baldwin.

Cecily Strong plays CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin and states, “Basically you said you wanted to…”

“Grab them by the pussy,” Trump blurts.

Trump then tries to apologize for his sexually aggressive comments about women.

“Women if you give me a chance, I promise, I can do a whole lot more than just grab it. I can also bop it, twist it and pull it,” Trump boasts.

“Why would you say these horrible things in the first place?” the reporter asks Trump.

“C’mon Brooke, I was trying to look cool. I mean what normal, red-blooded American doesn’t want to impress THE Billy Bush?” Trump asks.

Trump leaves the interview, but once again forgets that he has a microphone on.

“I wish that I was that hurricane, tearing through all of that hot Miami pussy,” he says off-camera. “I would just destroy it.”

They then take a live look at Clinton’s campaign headquarters, where Hillary is already having a victory celebration.

Trump then mocks Ted Cruz for bowing down to him and cold-calling people to get out and vote for Donald J. Trump.

“Talk about a pussy that I’d like to grab… by the throat.”