A new poll suggests that there are more rats in New York City than there are skinny people in Mississippi. There was no such poll taken but you don’t need any proof to believe in God, so don’t start getting on your high horse now. Anyhoo, as the weather heats up, the rats emerge from their underground burrows that are probably bigger than my apartment and gobble up any and all trash that people throw on the subway tracks. It’s quite a sight, especially considering most of them are large enough to play on the O-line at Alabama. This particular squabble between two rodents took place over a perfectly good churro that was disposed of on the tracks and was likely caught on camera by someone waiting 45 minutes for the C Train. Will this video change your life? Probably not. But neither will that Excel spreadsheet you’re working on. Overwrite the formulas bro. You won’t.