Two Tinder Girls Specifically Looking For DILFS Have A List Of Demands That’s Both Kinky And Literally Insane

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As someone who’s about to turn 23 which clearly makes me an expert on any and all life choices someone younger than me could possibly make, I have to say that I have no doubt in my heart that these two girls are going nowhere in life and will probably wind up as trailer trash within the next few years (and yes, they DO have trailer trash in Canada). “101% nympho” ? “Diagnosed chronic masturbaters” with a spelling mistake included? Come on guys, y’all are better than this. You’re 18, what do you need a DILF for?

And no, I’m not going to take the easy pot shot about “daddy issues” here. We’re better than that.

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And in case you need to wash the taste of that out of your mouth, here’s a good ol’ fashioned gold digger:

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[H/T Reddit]

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