Want To Grow A Beard? Here’s A Quick List Of What Types Of Beards Look Best On Your Face
Growing a beard sucks, we went over this yesterday. Should you still want to go through with it even after I told you not to (you defiant prick), you should at least try to make sure you don’t look like an asshole. Or maybe you want to look like an asshole? In which case, disregard the rest of this post.
You see, every type of beard doesn’t look good with every face shape. That’s why guys with 20 chins never look awesome with the thin chin strap look. Although that hasn’t stopped them from rocking one. Maybe they think it’s fire? Maybe they think that, despite having 73 chins, the chin strap beard allows them to show the world where their chin and jaw line would be if 47-pounds of fat wasn’t coving it up. I don’t know. I don’t live in these people’s heads. If I did I’d be screaming, “YOUR BEARD LOOKS LIKE SHIT. HAVE SOME GODDAMN SELF RESPECT!”
Find out which type of beard won’t make you look like an asshole below.