UConn Sorority Suspended For Forcing Bros to Eat Dog Treats, Proves UConn Is the Most Turnt Campus In the USA


If you grew up as a kid with a dog, there’s a good chance you were once curious enough to try a dog treat using the logic that dogs eat people food so it’s OK for people to eat dog food. No, just me? OK, then…

The ladies at the Delta Zeta sorority applied a similar logic during a hazing incident with a fraternity. According to the report, the Zetas “forced men to drink booze, eat dog treats, paint their bodies, wear women’s underwear and take alcohol shots off each other’s bodies.”

Sounds like a Friday night in the East Village to me.The sorority is now banned from hosting or participating in any sorority chapter activities until the school’s investigation is complete.

I’m not sure what it means when the paper say “forced,” but I’m not sure why the fraternity bros couldn’t have just walked away from something they were uncomfortable with. How intimidating were these ladies? What kind of force did they use to make sure these Bros were stuffing Milk Bone coladas down their throats in the same of rah-rah sisterhood? Damn.

UConn, you are definitely not a school for basic bitches. No one can compete with your bad bitch level of turnt-ness.

And here I spent all these years thinking Connecticut was some sort of haven for classiness.

[H/T: Fox NJ]