Watch Usain Bolt Break The World Record For Running The Indoor 100m In Under Ten Seconds

The only thing I can do in under 10 seconds is inhale a plate of mozzarella sticks, but for some reason they don’t give out awards for being “that person” at TGI Friday’s who finishes their app before the waiter even leaves the table. Come to think of it, I don’t think I could even run 100 meters in less than 10 minutes, let alone 10 seconds…probably because of all the mozzarella sticks I just ate. Maybe it’s time to rethink my life decisions (but not really).