This Guy’s Girlfriend Dumped Him Right Before Their Vacation To Italy, So Now He’s Selling Her Spot On Ebay

Jaked Dodridge booked an $830 vacation for him and his girlfriend to Venice in San Marco at a 4 star hotel…except then his girlfriend dumped him. Quick crowdsourcing question here, who the fuck would dump their boyfriend when you’re about to go on a vacation to Italy?? Do you know how much I’d have to hate my boyfriend to do that? A lot, I’m talking a Guy Fieri/Olive Garden level amount of hate here, and even then there’s a 50% chance I’d suck it up and just wait until after the trip to dump him. But hey, not everyone’s got the long-term game in mind like I do, which means that poor Jake here was left with a vacation for 2 despite there being only 1 of him. So he did the next most logical thing in this situation, which was to sell the open spot on Ebay.

The listing reads:

If your reaction to that image was the following…

…then here’s a version that’s at least three times bigger:

I’m looking for someone to travel to Venice with me. (This isn’t something I’d normally do but I’m left with no choice!)

This includes the flight, tickets and hotel stay for four nights!

The hotel is a 4* hotel in San Marco. I’m a 21 year old male and looking for FEMALES ONLY between the ages of 18-30 to join me!

I bought this holiday to Venice and it is non-refundable. I checked and for a small fee a passengers name can be changed.

The flights are from Garwick – San Marco airport.

The trip is from December 3rd and coming back the 7th.

I will need to see a few photos of the bidder to make sure you are between the ages of 18-30!! (will be adding photos of myself later)

The Ebay listing has recently been removed, but as of four days ago the highest bid was £91,000, which converts to $116,370.80.

I dunno about you, but if someone was willing to pay $116,370.80 to go on a vacation with someone they’ve never met then the chances that they’re a serial killer are probably really fucking high. Sorry Jake, but you’re most likely about to get murdered while on vacation. Maybe next time try flying solo.

[H/T Uproxx, images via Ebay and Facebook]