Vaginal Weightlifter Says Hoisting Things With Her Clam Betters Sex Life And Gives Her 15 Orgasms In A Row

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thingsiliftwithmyvagina The Bali Series Heliconia in archway. I love doorways and portals. I always had the intuitive sense that my sexuality was some kind of portal: a gateway to another dimension. I remember spending an isolated weekend holed up in my family’s summer cabin with my boyfriend, my first love. We never left the confines of that space. Having the entire weekend without any distractions gave us a chance to expose ourselves emotionally without holding back, which resulted in even more powerful and cataclysmic sex. He fucked me open—on every level. When I returned to work on the following Monday, I was carried by an energy and a lightness: I was smarter, wittier, happier, more compassionate, patient, and charming than I could ever remember being. People gravitated to me. Men lingered at my cubicle, finding excuses to talk to me. I had a clear answer for every problem that came my way, and I felt as though I fit in the flow of life. This is the essence of conscious, powerful sex: using our intimate connection to transform our lives. Fast forward almost twenty years from that first experience with moving sexual energy and now I can make love to my partner without even touching him. I can have an orgasm from the sound of his voice. I can feel his touch when he is on another continent. My sexual experiences have become so deep, so life-changing, that I’ve dedicated my life’s work to show others how the same is possible for them. And it is. They are possible for everyone. The 8-week Vaginal Kung Fu Salon begins on Thursday. Are you coming? Link in bio. #vaginalkungfu #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #vaginalsuperpowers

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Back in January, we told you the enchanting story of Kim Anami, a holistic sex, relationship expert and vaginal weightlifter. Well we have an update and it may blow your mind.

Anami claims that lifting items with her poontang has greatly improved her sex life and that if fellow vagina weightlifters do the same they will receive an “emotional, mental, physical and spiritual reboot.”

“My sex life has improved radically and when I started weight lifting with my vagina my partner noticed the difference immediately,” states Anami.

The 44-year-old mother-of-one calls her technique Vaginal Kung Fu because it is “the study and mastery of something.”

“I can have multiple orgasms, I’d say ten or fifteen orgasms in a row,” Kim reveals. Wowzers.

“I can have an energy orgasm, which means an orgasm with takes place without touch, meaning I can have sex with my partner when he’s on the other side of the room or even on the other side of the planet,” Anami says. “So even hearing his voice or just thinking about him, I can have an orgasm.”

How does she lift things you ask? She puts a jade egg into her cocksocket and attaches a bag. Right now she can only cameltoe clutch items that weigh around 10-pounds. She lifts sea shells, bananas, donuts, trophies and even surfboards with her mighty muffin.

She has studied Tantric sex, Taoist philosophy, meditation and herbal medicine in a fervent quest for carnal knowledge.

Kim’s weightlifting wizard’s sleeve is pretty impressive, but I’m not so sure that it would apply for men. I don’t care how toe-curling, jizz-erupting the orgasm would be for a man, I would never lasso a rope around my testicles and walk around with a candle holder dangling between my legs.

The LA Series. #thingsiliftwithmyvagina And the Oscar goes to… My vagina. Best Supporting Vagina winner, for sure. I’m standing on Hollywood Boulevard, on the Walk of Fame. My vagina is hovering over the “star” of Hedy Lamarr. Some historical vagina for you: Hedy is the reason why most of you are even reading this right now. You could say she’s the most influential woman of our modern age. Not only was she touted in her day as being the “world’s most beautiful woman” by Louis B. Meyer, she had the first non-pornographic onscreen orgasm in the 1933 silent film “Ecstasy.” My kinda girl. It gets better. Tiring of acting, she took up inventing. Lamarr co-developed a frequency-hopping spread spectrum technology that is the basis for modern wifi communication. She registered the patent with her cofounder in 1942 and was inducted into the Inventor’s Hall of Fame in 2014. Beauty, brains, vagina. Even I’m impressed. #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #vaginalkungfu #vaginalsuperpowers #bestsupportingvagina #theoscargoesto #oscars

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