Vaping Bros Rejoice, A Cell Phone You Can Vape On Is Finally Here!!!
We try to stay on top of the vaping beat here for all you vaping bros out there. Our vape articles are usually well-received by, well, vapers. Lotta people in the vape game these days, and it keeps us on our toes. You people take vaping really, really seriously.
That’s why it’d be total sacrilege if we didn’t tell you that soon enough, you’ll be able to vape on your cell phone…because why not!? This is the 21st century we’re living in, and this is what we call #progress.
Introducing the Vaporcade Jupiter – “the world’s first and only cellular vaping device.”
We have worked tirelessly to integrate texting, talking, and vaping into one spectacular, innovative technology. The applications are limitless. We feel that Jupiter will change the world as we know it. You will soon vape your fluids, medicines, or nutraceuticals through Jupiter. We’re excited to share this life-altering experience. The power of change is now in your hands.
THANK GOD I can now rip the vape while I’m texting because that was pretty much a totally impossible task before.
The Vaporcade Jupiter is available for pre-order now in two different models: the 3G ($299) and the 4G LTE ($499). However, Vaporcade is still awaiting finalized FCC approval for the unlocked carrier devices, which are slated to ship early as December 2015. In all honestly, that price is pretty much a bargain for an unlocked cell phone AND a vape, seeing as newer iPhone models retail well-over $600 these days.
But make sure not to hit your vape cell phone too hard, bros, or you might vape a hole into your lung. Or even worse, if you feel that puppy overheating in your pocket, get it the fuck away so it doesn’t, you know, blow up in your face when you’re trying to vape it. I mean, if regular vapes can combust, cell-phone vapes with hefty lithium batteries can definitely combust.
Safe vaping out there, bros.
P.S. If texting and driving wasn’t bad enough, the FTA is going to have a fucking field day with this one.