This Video About Hookups In The Real World Is Too Pathetically Accurate
Not everyone you bang is going to like you. In fact, I hate about 90% of the people I meet and I’ve only slept with 50% of them. There’s a chance that you’ll walk away thinking it was magical, whereas she was like “Oh my God he was the sweatiest person I’ve ever met and his breath smelled like stale Zelko” (true story). In that case, the best choice of action is to kill yoursel- I MEAN….eat ice cream. Sure, let’s go with that.