Hey, New York! Wade Needs New Friends to ‘Party, Puff Cheeb, GoT, EDM’ With

Wade, seen above, posted this ad on Craigslist looking for new friends. He’s going through some tough times, but he seems pretty chill.

I’ll let Wade handle it because he speaks so eloquently about some serious shit.

Hi, my name is Wade! I’m a chill-ass-26-year-old-dude looking for a tight crew to hang with all the time. Last week I had a big falling out with my old crew and now I’m always alone. About me: my cat, Avici, passed back in Feb due to feline pneumonia and ever since I’ve been dealing with some pretty heavy emotional shit and now I’m taking powerful anti-depressants. What I’m looking for: a solid crew with respectable chick/dude ratio who likes to party, puff cheeb, GoT, EDM, cats, philosophy, etc. and who don’t mind watching me get waxy on the tables every once in a while 😉 . . . Yeah I’m a DJ!! If any of the crewmembers work for a record label that’s definitely a huge PLUS, but to be honest all I’m looking for right now is just some down ass peeps to party and shit with. Please include a photo / brief bio of all members of the crew in application. (No Republicans!!!) Currently live in Williamsburg but willing to relocate if necessary, even to Bed Stuy

Hit Wade up here.

[H/T Myles]