Oh man. Fuck tow truck drivers. Here, let me say it 25 more times in a cathartic fashion.
Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers. Fuck tow truck drivers.
I once got towed twice in one week, about a month after I lost my job. You budget and pinch pennies and then BAM, $225 in fees for running into your friend’s condo to grab his parking pass.
I know tow truck drivers are just doing their jobs, but so were Nazi foot soldiers. Yes, I am aware of the comparison I am making and am perfectly okay with it. Would it kill them to show a little compasion? Apparently yes, because no tow truck driver ever has, ever. Fuck ’em all.
That’s what makes this Bro’s escape so delightful. Watching him speed away I felt like I was watching a friend experience freedom for the first time ever. This is just a joy. Pure joy.
[Via Digg]